April 15, 2005
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Day 20: Still a hostage of the insane psychic groundhog. Refuses to respond to the name of Phil, forces me to refer to him as General Punx. Have no idea where sploit escaped to, and am a little angry that was conveniently timed with the last of the cheetos. *sigh* Was I set up? This surely can't be a joke...
General Punx has been toying with my holographic p-brane reflectoplasm remote unit. I cannot believe that I am actually seeing John Crichton joining the SGC. Which parallel dimension is this??? I suppose the Farscape mission didn't develop in every possible universe, of course, so the John I've studied doesn't know his world was run over by viscious Gu'a'old shortly after he left that last time, but this John might never discover the galaxy of Skaarans and Peacekeepers, either. I'm perplexed why, out of so many possibilities in the multiverse, Skaarans and Gu'a'old seem to have no knowledge of each other in any of them. Could there be some kind of principle of mutual exclusion that I am missing? Would that explain why the Borg never assimilated Sith Lords?
OH, I've got to get free of my bonds! This endless thinking without experiment conductions (OR SPACEADE!!!!) is making me crazy! But how....
